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Sep

14

Aug

ilikethatnoise:

toomuchperfume:

livenudegirl:

reallifeishorror:

thedeathmerchant:

My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

This is the lucky tall Betsy.
Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will grant you an irrelevantly festive bag full o’ moneys.

Haha

Bless me Tall Betsy

I love this.

I’m going to the bank today, wish me luck!

miyku:

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right?
me :
 

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11

Aug

Anonymous asked: this is gonna make me sound spoiled but how do i find a job i like? i cant stick with anything more than 3 months because i just HAVE to quit when i'm unhappy. idk help please

allteenrelate:

sarahandmexx:

newbeyonceinthemaking:

sotheycallmeaaron:

thugilly:

Do you know your interests? I’d suggest downloading Good&Co and taking their quiz (they have it on iPhones and Androids). They ask you questions and match you with your best kind of job. After that, you can figure out what you want to do.

This is actually REALLY helpful, you guys. It helped me get hooked up with a computer job that I’m still at!

Signal boost!

Okay but this app is seriously great

You guys should check this out if you haven’t already!

19

Jul

bisexuwhale-pride:
“ zodipippy:
“ oohtheyhavenibbles:
“ madcap-self-made-superhero:
“ dragonlover1234da:
“ askagilescramble:
“ muffinmuffin42:
“ Please. Please please please read this and reblog!
If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling...

bisexuwhale-pride:

zodipippy:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

madcap-self-made-superhero:

dragonlover1234da:

askagilescramble:

muffinmuffin42:

Please. Please please please read this and reblog!

If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling and read this. This is not a fucking joke.

If you cant read this, here it is: 

If you don’t remember Sophie M Herold, she is a German girl, who is extremely homophobic and transphobic. She has found out LGBTQ persons names, addresses, personal info etc. And set up her own database.

Her intentions with this are harmful.


She is sending out this information, your information, your best friends information, someone you love and care about. She’s sending it to hate groups, malicious people, people with bad intentions.

And if you think I’m blowing this out of proportion, people have been kicked out of homes, disowned by families and even MURDERED. Yes, murdered. Innocent people who have done nothing but love.

She has had numerous blogs and each have been removed. Tumblr staff are aware of her, and as far as I’m aware she currently doesn’t have a blog, but this does not mean she isn’t still on peoples tumblrs, asking via anon where you live, what your name is.
An email I received today. She’s sending out information of same sex couples with children so the children can be kidnapped. She entitled it “Time to strike back”. If that doesn’t suggest harmful intentions I don’t know what does.

Please be extremely careful what you post on tumblr, on twitter, facebook, anywhere. Do NOT give out your full name or your address, or even the town in which you live. Look out for one another, and don’t answer any suspicious anons. Especially if they use your name in quotation marks.


Sophie M Herold is still out there, she always will be, so please spead this message and warn people. She’s attacking in silence. We don’t need more people dying because of her actions.========This disgusting excuse of a human being of needs to stop, but the only way it can be stopped is if you spread this! Please, be aware of any suspicious people or anons asking for personal information. It can get you or your loved ones in SERIOUS DANGER. Thank you.

SIGNAL BOOST!

SIGNAL BOOST THE FISH OUT OF THIS!

SIGNAL BOOST.

Oh FUCK she’s back. D: Guys, this isn’t a joke. Signal boost the shit out of this.

L

Holy fucking shit this is horrible

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

enamorxte:

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

17

Jul

truejew:

Reblog if you’re definitely not straight

19

Jun

shacklefunk:
“ the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it
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shacklefunk:

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it

12

Jun

takeallofme-ijustwannabe:

cosmicstripper:

hornymutual:

surprisebitch:

The Money Trinity

reblog this and money will come your way

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This saved my life.. 🙌🏾💸 as soon as i reblogged this, i received $90 thanks to this website 💰💄 dont need to give ya real address btw. you’re welcome 💁🏾 #NavyHiveBarbz